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"I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint."

- Another of Jack Handy’s Deep Thoughts

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one man,

one woman,

one dog,

one volkswagen,

one year,

NO JOB!!!