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"If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, 'Can't you make it shoot farther?” 'No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots.'"

- Another of Jack Handy’s Deep Thoughts

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one man,

one woman,

one dog,

one volkswagen,

one year,

NO JOB!!!